Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Foreclosure Avoiders Ranking War... It's Go Time

Nigel "Pinz" Swaby takes the lead in the Google Foreclosure Avoiders Wars. It's go time, I have no idea how to do SEO, but I will take on the bums at Foreclosure Avoiders, the slugs at Foreclosure Avoiders Changed My Life and EMERGE VICTORIOUS!

Coming soon, written by a crack team of link whores, anonymous members of the clan Swaby, Casey Serin's hair stylist, someone who only goes by Trampolina and the world-reknowned expert on all things not related to facing foreclosure, foreclosure avoidance, foreclosure avoiders and foreclosure reisistance, Nigel's Guest Blogger WILL TAKE ON THIS CHALLENGE!

Much like George Bush, I will declare WAR ON the Swabtard and Flailing Forward WITH ABSOLUTELY NO PLAN OF ACTION.


If you are indeed facing foreclosure and have stumbled upon this blog and are really looking for foreclosure avoiders to help you out, do yourself a favor in an already challenging environment. Don't call a "Real Estate Investor" who seems to only invest in time on the web manipulating search engine rankings without having any substantial knowledge.

6 comments:

flailing forward said...

I just checked, you're still #2.

Anonymous said...

do you have a flag? nigel has a flag. this could be a sticky wicket, as they say.

Anonymous said...

I'd prefer foreclosure over chatting with the Swabster.

Anonymous said...

The Swaby chat should be disabled for the sake of everyone's sanity. I am thoroughly embarrassed to live in the same state as Nigel.

flailing forward said...

I stand corrected. Swabster is back in the saddle at #1.

Anonymous said...

If you stop linking to the Swabster's blog, maybe that would help the cause.