Thursday, May 31, 2007
Saturday, May 19, 2007
Contrary to internet rumors, CaseySwabCo, Inc. is pleased to announce an exclusive 3 month contract with the Fox network in an upcoming reality show, The Simpleton Life.
Saturday, May 5, 2007
Friday, May 4, 2007
Foreclosure Avoider Tip #1: If your wife is going into her 7th year of a 2 year program, giving her a cute little clipboard and putting her in charge of a "fix n' flip" is probably a bad idea.
Thursday, May 3, 2007
Please do a search for foreclosure avoiders via Google and post what you get in your results, i'm curious to see if indeed everyone gets the same rankings.
foreclosure avoiders (no quotes), get's me this ranking:
2. What Casey Means To Say (WHERE DID THIS DARK HORSE COME FROM?? USA! USA!)
3. Foreclosure Avoiders Ruined My Life
4. Foreclosure Avoiders Changed My Life
5. Foreclosure Avoiders (Chat Hub)
Also, if you know of junky widgets, gadgets and junk I can put into this page, please let me know in comments as well. I find I too am distracted by shiny things.
Tuesday, May 1, 2007
"I am pleased to make myself more available to my thousands of loyal fans online," said Swaby.
Fans of "The Swab," as he is affectionalty known, can now "para" (Swabbites call chatting para, after paraphrasing for which Swaby is universally known) with him on 3 blogs throughout the net. The original Cliff Notes blog, Foreclosure Avoiders Ruined My Life and Foreclosure Avoiders Changed My Life.
"This gives me a greater footprint in the free blog site arena, much more than a humble pin salesman could imagine."
Rumors of commercial deal with Axe Body Spray are still unconfirmed.
Coming soon, written by a crack team of link whores, anonymous members of the clan Swaby, Casey Serin's hair stylist, someone who only goes by Trampolina and the world-reknowned expert on all things not related to facing foreclosure, foreclosure avoidance, foreclosure avoiders and foreclosure reisistance, Nigel's Guest Blogger WILL TAKE ON THIS CHALLENGE!
Much like George Bush, I will declare WAR ON the Swabtard and Flailing Forward WITH ABSOLUTELY NO PLAN OF ACTION.
If you are indeed facing foreclosure and have stumbled upon this blog and are really looking for foreclosure avoiders to help you out, do yourself a favor in an already challenging environment. Don't call a "Real Estate Investor" who seems to only invest in time on the web manipulating search engine rankings without having any substantial knowledge.
Monday, April 30, 2007
Sunday, April 29, 2007
I am in dire straits here looking for a patented Foreclosure Avoidance System, give them my money in good faith, what I do get in return?
THOSE BASTARDS send me a marketing kit for their latest pyramid scheme asking me to join in for the small investment of $2500 (which they say I should just get from a corporation broker who can secure me a 5k line of credit for $2900 worth of education).
I've clipped some things from the brochure to show you what a scam their new new "Hair Growth to Avoid Foreclosure and Gain Wealth With No Money Down" is really all about.
They say it's a win-win situation for anyone who is looking to rebound from possible Non-Foreclosure Avoidance. They are even stupid enough to include their secret incredients, which are listed below: