Saturday, April 21, 2007

I Thought I Was Saved.


I admit it, I got in way over my head. I purchased a couple homes with 100% financing today with no money down.

Turns out, hours later after making these purchases I realize I made a horrible, horrible mistake.

The banks have already started the foreclosure process on me. I thought about an hour ago I was doomed. My back was against the wall and having just $30 to my name I was pretty sure i was going to have to go into bankruptcy.

Then SALVATION came to me in the form of a leather wearing, deligthtful smelling person from Utah.

I called the number listed on his site and he happily took my my last $30 and promised me not only would I avoid foreclosure, but I would also be able to shake, miss and avert foreclosure as well.

After only 20 minutes (they promised 21!) they had only recommended getting into the "Jewelry" business. This later turned out to be nothing more than hocking used olympic pins at the mall.
I was devastated. My last $30 is gone, I have nowhere else to turn and within the past few hours have acquired over a million dollars in new debt.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

that grimace of a grin is downright scary

Anonymous said...

love the photochopping, awesome!

flailing forward said...

Don't sweat it. I have a buddy who knows all the sweet stock tips. His name is Casey. You heard of him? He owns a pool.

Anonymous said...

Oh, you poor thing. Go to www.iamfacingforeclosure.com and check out the second posting of March 30 - where Casey Serin requests donations for his CashCall payment. Complete strangers sent him in excess of $600 to help him out.

Maybe you can too.

Anonymous said...

I think that body spray should be marketed to the homo community.

Not that theres any thing wrong with that.

Since you guys have all the addresses on Serin, you should send him a can of Axe!!! Maybe he will use it and get his wife pregnant that will seal his financial coffin 4 Eva.

flailing forward said...

My award-winning saviour Nigel is going to find out about you mocking him and then you're really gonna be sorry. No Olympic pins for you!!!!!

Anonymous said...

You better stop or I will start an anti blog against you. Remind you, I am an award winning pin seller!!!

I have millions of adoring fans and I know someone that knows someone that knows someone who knows someone that saw someone who knows someone that has Carrot Top's autograph, so watch out!

My mommy says I have to go make a poopy now. I will be back later to rule the blogging world with hundreds, no thousands of useless and unviewed blogs.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and you can view my blog HERE, HERE, HERE, THERE, OVER HERE, THERE, YOU MISSED HERE, and of course, HERE.

Mommy, come wipe my hiney?

Anonymous said...

Foreclosure Scams

There will always be someone who wants to take your money.
There is nothing wrong with spending money in exchange for worthwhile goods or services, but this page is dedicated to pointing out some examples of things to be cautious about.

Courses, Seminars and Bootcamps
There are many of them out there, some will have worthwhile information, some are predominately sales pitches to get you to spend more money. If you are going to attend a seminar, leave the credit cards at home. What sounds great during the presentation might not seem so great a week later. Valuable information isn't going to disappear, you will certainly be able to buy it later on. An excellent resource for information on courses and seminars can be located at John T. Reed's Guru Ratings. While our opinions may differ in some instances, it's the most complete resource available.

Internet Foreclosed Homes Data Sources
There's a huge variety in the types of services offered, so let's look at common threads. A company charging a large up-front or sign-up fee with low monthly payments is going to have a greater interest in signing you up than keeping you as a customer. If all they charge is a one-time fee, it's fairly obvious they make more money the sooner you go away. Companies charging a reasonable monthly fee with a low or no sign-up fee will have a greater interest in keeping you as a satisfied customer. Current monthly rates for compiled lists of bank REOs seem to average right around $40.00 . This will provide you with older information than many of the pre-foreclosure information companies, but it is significantly cheaper. Companies providing information at a cost lower than this are most likely pulling information from the free REO websites. When you're thinking about subscribing to a company, ask for some samples of complete property information first. Note when the company entered the property into their system, then go to your County Recorders office and look up the date when the bank took the property back. You'll get an idea as to the freshness of the data and if you request samples from different companies, you'll get an idea about completeness of the information from each. If a company is unwilling to provide 5-10 samples, you be the judge as to whether you want to be a customer of theirs.

Internet Pre-Foreclosure Data Sources
Pre-foreclosure data providers are usually pretty reliable. You can obtain very current REO properties from many of them, but the monthly fees start around $80.00 per county and can be significantly higher. The biggest concern here is completeness and timeliness of data. Again, ask for samples, compare the data from different companies and balance price vs speed and accuracy. Most of these companies want you as an ongoing customer and provide service accordingly.

In Foreclosure Scams
People in foreclosure are vulnerable. Think twice before embarking on a plan and think very long and hard before signing anything. Read our Foreclosure Help section to understand some of your options. If you are considering selling your property, get 3 agents from different offices to do a Comparative Market Analysis. It's free, and you'll have a good idea of the value of the home.

1. We'll save your credit. Pay us a fee and sign the house over to us. The foreclosure will be recorded against us, not you.
The foreclosure will be reported against the borrowers on the note, not anyone else.

2. We'll give you some money, just sign the house over, we'll cure the default.
There really isn't a problem with it, IF you know how much equity you are selling and IF the purchaser really will cure the default and IF the purchaser will really make the payments and IF you want to still be responsible for the loan. Too many IFs to be able to say this is either a good or bad option, just be careful with it.

3. We'll buy the property, lease it to you, you have the option to buy it back.
It might have happened, but the reality is, to buy it back you'll need a new loan that's larger than the loan you have with an interest rate greater than what you have. The payments will be higher and it's going to be very difficult to qualify. Explore a small hard money loan if you have the equity or consider an open market sale, you'll probably end up with more money in your pocket.

4. We'll get you a new loan and solve all these difficulties.
Every time you refinance, unless you are paying fees out of pocket, your loan balance is going up which is using up your equity. Lenders can make a lot of money churning loans, you need to consider total loan amounts also, not just the monthly payments. Try to solve the problem, not just extend the time frame.

5. I'm an agent specializing in pre-foreclosures and I'll get your property sold quickly for top dollar.
Some agents have a relationship with an investor and work from published Default notices. You'll get an offer, but is the the best? We've seen listed properties in foreclosure recieve higher offers with no contingencies and the capability for quick closing that aren't always accepted by sellers. Why? Most likely, because they are never presented to the seller. Use local agents, get three Comparative Market Analysis and be cautious.

6. Stop Foreclosure with Bankruptcy
Bankruptcy does NOT STOP foreclosure. It puts a hold on foreclosure which can allow you time to reorganize your finances. Every area has reputable attorneys who handle bankruptcies. Spend the time to find one and spend the time to know what you have to do and when. Mistakes can cause things to get very bad very fast. Do you want it done right, or do you want it cheap?

Real Estate Scams
The most common scam happens either during or after the foreclosure. Person breaks in to a vacant house, changes the locks and then rents the property out. When a property is advertised at below market rent, the phone number is voice mail and the "landlord" wants to meet at a restaurant or other public place, it's quite likely a scam.

Another variation on this same theme is a person giving an owner in foreclosure a cash amount for the equity in the home. The small cash payment gains control of the property which is then rented out with no payments made to the lender. The "landlord" pockets any rents received while delaying the foreclosure as long as possible.

There is one person in this world who has your best interest at heart. It's you. You have to be careful, think about the services promised, and determine whether the promises are real or just another way of separating you from your money. Think, compare, research and you should be fine. Good Luck.